Chadculator helps you avoid spending 90 minutes in traffic for 9 minutes of vibes.
You feed in the basics, we crunch, you decide.
Created by @staytoxic.
How it works
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Slide the basics.
- Distance — minutes of effort. Time is the real currency.
- Attraction — 1–9 (there are no 10s).
- Sex quality — 1–10 (first time? we keep it neutral).
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Get a verdict: WORTH🔥/CONSIDER🤔/SKIP🚫
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Optional: Save to your Vault and earn XP.
Vault lives in your browser. Clear it anytime.
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Not convinced? Try it on your ex — the science works!
Heads up: This is a toy, not life advice. Use judgment, respect boundaries,
and remember: Think, don’t SIMP.